So long as the Democrats rule the political landscape in Congress and in the Executive branch, I’m willing to pull out my magical 8-ball to make a few predictions.

1. Obama won’t do anything for the economy. Don’t worry, we’ll hear how terrible our condition is and how we have such a long process to recovery but Obama’s policies will do very little to encourage anything remotely related to economic recovery. Economic recovery does not come from attempting to spend your way out of the doldrums. Trust me. I have a few thousand examples stacked up neatly in credit card bills that still arrive monthly. The difference is that I can’t walk away from my debt or ignore it or my credit rating suffers. Congress seems to think it has no credit rating.
2. Republicans will make a half-assed, half-hearted attempt to rally under the conservative banner only to mock it by electing more incompetant, mediocre representatives to office who are still bitter about homosexuals obtaining equal rights.
3. We’re going to gain a few civil liberties. We’re going to lose a lot more.
4. Democrats will raise taxes on the wealthy – only to realize the wealthy will only pay the same amount of tax if not less due to their incomprehensible economic policies.
5. Government will grow to new heights even leaving George W. Bush shaking his head at the size of government.
6. The war on drugs will continue to incarcerate a disproportionate number of minorities while ignoring the real costs and effects that it is leaving on our society. As long as Obama ignores the reality and complexity of the situation his presidency will degrade from historic to nothing more than the same.
7. Keynesianism will reveal its ugly head only to run into the same problems in created in the first place. You can’t spend your way out of debt. Balanced budgets don’t cut it when you have nearly 57 trillion dollars of debt piled up over the past 20 years or so.
8. A horribly neutered and irriducibly irrelevant health reform bill will make it through Congress that will be sure to make mediocre health care the standard rather than the occasional case. The only people who will be happy with it will be the insurance lobby and the medical community. A congressman will then tell us that we’re somehow better off now without ever substantiating the claim and ignoring the reality taking place right behind his back. (Think officer Brady from South Park)
9. All branches of government will continue to ignore the GAO.
10. Public schools will still be their mediocre selves.
11. Earmarks will reach a new height in dollars while the stupidity level of what Congressmen are earmarking funds for will remain the same (abyssmally high).
12. The Pentagon will pay some ludicrous sum of money for something ironic and moronic and then plead for more money to ensure they can equip our soldiers. The whole Rumsfeld painting is exempted – this was under Bush’s watch.
13. The Federal Student Loan system will teeter on the edge of failure only to be rescued by the same dolts who created it in the first place: government bureaucrats.
14. A giant corporation will collapse in a smoldering heap of failure after some stupidly arrogant crime is committed by an overpaid, well-parachuted executive. The executive will take a leap to safety on the parachute while stockholders will get bilked out of their equity. There will be plenty of fist shaking and a revision to SOX to ensure that all of those businesses who are doing honest business are punished for the crimes of a very small few.
15. Our tax system will continue to grow more complex leaving IRS employees more confused on just what money they are not entitled to.
16. The federal government will continue to pass off surplus and used military gear to local police departments who will be more than happy to deploy anti-personel armor and weapons for no-knock drug raids only to find a small amount of marijuana residue and a violently dangerous dog who was shot running away from the officers assaulting the home.
17. Police officers will continue to be held to some other standard rather than the law. The “Blue exception” to the law will prevail more often than not.
18. Paul Krugman will continue to write political pieces while completely ignoring the laws and rules of the very academic science he is known for: economics. He will violate at least 3 different economic laws or make at least 3 arguments that violate economic fallacies. To go one step further but not included in this prediction – I’ll guess he’ll violate the such staid axioms of economics like the “Broken window fallacy”, “The law of supply and demand”, and, oh, let’s say a contradiction of “opportunity costs”. The media will be quick to point out that he is a Nobel Laureate without paying attention to the fact that whatever he is commenting on directly violates one of many rules of the science of economics for which he won the Nobel.
19. A new drinking game will evolve from Obama speeches in which the rules dicate you must drink once every time Obama says “hope”; two drinks when he says “change”;  drink whole beer every time he attempts to relate to some historical situation as if today is as hard (or harder) than the past.
20. And one for the technology crew: Some new-fangled Internet service will take 10% of the population by storm. This service can do one stupid thing pretty damned well. Someone or some company will buy this other company only to realize that they have no way to monetize the damned thing and have a giant, gaping whole in their books where something like revenue or profit should be.

Now if you made it this far, you’ll realize that I think I can have most of these crossed off as accomplished in about a month or so. My larger point is that if you expect there to be some great change afoot, you’re probably more wrong than I am.