(ok, he really didn’t say to kill yourselves)

I thought I was, well, skeptical of the government. But Lou Dobbs is so depressing, I wouldn’t be surprised if the suicide rate of his viewers is a hundred times higher than the national average. Here’s a talking comb-over who could use a re-adjustment.  I mean, he is perpetually dumbfounded throughout the entire show. He just doesn’t stop. being. dumbfounded.

I fail to see how his ratings can do anything but hinder CNN – making it the news channel that can’t afford anyone with a brain. So I give Lou Dobbs the Jim Jones Club Card of Cult Leaders.