Please note -there is no permalink to the following article so I have to take a portion of it to quote to ensure that you will laugh your ass off as much as I did:

GREENIE WATCH
If the arctic is warming and the antarctic is not, it’s hardly GLOBAL warming is it? The IPCC report on the subject has now apparently passed political vetting and a summary of it is below. The article notes the difference between the two poles but does not really try to explain it. But the difference is no great mystery. It is arctic sea-ice that has receded a bit recently. The land-based ice on Greenland appears to be stable or growing, just like the antarctic ice, which is also mostly land-based. So how come THAT difference — between different parts of the arctic? Easy. Right underneath the sea-ice is the Gakkel ridge, which is showing a high rate of vulcanism at the moment. If you had a volcano under you, you would melt too

Unfortunately it won’t light a fire under any greens’ asses stop looking only in one direction for their great Satan (Global Warming Monster)