the Wonkette has a good write-up on Ron Paul

Dept. Of George Herbert Walker Corleone: If the Bushes Hate Ron Paul, Then America Loves Ron Paul – Wonkette
Yes, you already know the Bushes are despicable and the Republicans and Democrats are just the two main mafia families, but what the hell?

We advise Ron Paul to check his brakes before driving and get somebody expendable to taste his food.